Time is an illusion, your life is meaningless, and nothing is real. You know what? This actually wasn't half bad....
A 'Not Slender Man' Story I haven't had a chance to watch the actual Slender Man movie, so instead I decided to...
A Tale of Two Zom Rom Coms I'd first like to thank the Greenville Drive-In for the good times I...
Not a diary... Can we really call this Chernobyl Diaries? It's a one shot. And while it's in the spirit of...
'The Long, Hard Movie' An hour and a half of abso-fucking-lutely fuck all. You know this movie is visually stunning....
#4 on my personal list of the only movies that have ever made me cringe.https://letterboxd.com/reedalexander/list/all-time-top-horrors-that-actually-made-me/ And if you can't tell,...
Not a boring One Horse Town... I'm really becoming a huge fan of Pollyanna McIntosh. While White Settlers wasn't a complete...
'Fear and Loathing in Maternity' Well that was fucking... different. I was half considering making one of my nonsense, 'pretentious...
Blood Orgy, Yay! So, I learned something new today. Turk-core is pretty fucking awesome! It might be the only thing...
Mind fuck your head hole... The FUCK did I just watch? I think this movie was trying to give it's...
Everything is destine, your choices are meaningless, and nothing is real. This movie was fan-fucking-tastic. I'm not sure what to...
Not Real Zombies... This was under zombie movies on Netflix, which is a bit of a misrepresentation. I wouldn't say...
Sexually Transmitted Demon Alright. I was impressed. This wasn't the steaming pile of red hot bloody diarrhea that I was...
So bad it's good, but also pretty damn good for a good-bad movie. This was a fun movie. It was...
Kill it with Kum-ba-yah... Yeah, this was a pretty fucking awesome movie. Not sure if I'd call it horror, but...
Digging up my fan boner... Great mocumentary. Adam Green makes the fan film of a lifetime. His movie suggests that,...
Children are creepy... Like a lot of movies from my childhood, I remember this one being a lot more fun...
SABER-TOOTH IN SPACE!!! Well, on Mars. To be honest, I didn't even consider watching this movie 'til I learned that...
McGuffin with Legs... Alright, I'll give the movie this much, the three main sisters might have been obnoxiously cast as...
Pick Up the Pace!!! Yeah, this was a pretty cheeky movie. I can appreciate that about horrors that also want...
And Then Something Eats Your Face... You know, I don't know why I like this movie so much. Maybe because...
A Shameless Fanboy Review Okay, so not technically a horror movie. More like action with some horror themes. But HENRY...
This reflects poor on the studio... You don't have to read this review. You can watch the Cinema Sins and...
K-Mart's "The Thing" Yeah, it was okay... Honestly, I'm a total fan boy for Lance Hendriksen, and have a fucked-up...
Atmosphere you can have sex with... It's a rare moment when I feel compelled to pay 10 bones for an...
Source: IFC Films A movie written for Incel scum... SPOILERS!!! You know it's going to be bad when I basically...
Source: Vertigo Films Sans monsters... You know what?! When you tell me you're going to give me a movie where...
Source: Eagle Films / Millennium Entertainment The Taking of a Giant Shit... *sigh* Jesus fucking Christ...... Look, Hollywood, we need...
Source: Lionsgate / Roadside Attractions Worse Acting Than Porno... The Bay, round two, FIGHT! The first time I attempted to...
