2020 is not off to the best start... I was super worried I've have to apologizes to Kristen Stewart for...
Biggest fandom letdown of my life You know... I try to use my platform as a critic to draw attention...
Jessica Fletcher would have finished this plot faster... I honestly can't understand why this movie didn't get just as much...
Rejected for a damn good reason... Rob lost the fucking plot. Plain and simple. House of 1000 Corpses (HO1kC) was...
"What's my character's motivation?" ~Satan I really think it's important for my fans to read my review of The Taking of...
Reed's new '#1 All Time Top 10 Horror Comedy' Swinging in to dethrone Shawn of the Dead for my all...
A Nightmare On Elm Street 'Lite' Dreamscape was the k-mart A Nightmare on Elm Street (ANOES) that was rushed to...
The Sad Ballad of Danny Boy... "I say my name is Danny Boy and I like to drink at night....
The real cabin fever movie This movie was absolutely gripping! There has been a recent trend of Lovecraftian style movies...
#1 reason not to have children You know... for such a great classic, its two central themes really just don't...
I don't need to walk around in circles, walk around in circles, walk around in circles. Okay... NEVER base your...
Slashers on parade What's better than a slasher horror? A slasher horror with multiple slashers! Jesus fucking Christ what a...
Required Horror Viewing... God, I love this movie. First off, Pumpkinhead is one of the all-time greatest rubber monsters ever created. The...
A memory of Sid Haig I haven't watched this movie recently, but I watched it so many damn times that...
'Child's Play' is in Effect! Anyone who says this franchise is crap can fuck right the hell off. Yeah, the...
A Timeless Horror Concept Re-imagined My fans may remember from an earlier review that I found John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) to...
Number 2 on my list of 'all time greatest horror movies' What is it about this movie that makes it...
Serious and Slapstick combined! I love it when I tiptoe through the bargain bin movies and it yields a little...
If you laugh, you're going to hell... Holy fuck! What a whacked out movie! I brought this up once before...
If they hear you, get a fog horn... I know a lot of people were bitching and moaning about not...
GED of Being a Dog... OKAY! Following up from Monday's post! I said I was going to do a comparative...
Phd. at Being a Dog! Since they launched a remake of this horror cult classic, I decided to review it...
Time is an illusion, your life is meaningless, and nothing is real. You know what? This actually wasn't half bad....
A 'Not Slender Man' Story I haven't had a chance to watch the actual Slender Man movie, so instead I decided to...
A Tale of Two Zom Rom Coms I'd first like to thank the Greenville Drive-In for the good times I...
Not a diary... Can we really call this Chernobyl Diaries? It's a one shot. And while it's in the spirit of...
'The Long, Hard Movie' An hour and a half of abso-fucking-lutely fuck all. You know this movie is visually stunning....
#4 on my personal list of the only movies that have ever made me cringe.https://letterboxd.com/reedalexander/list/all-time-top-horrors-that-actually-made-me/ And if you can't tell,...
Not a boring One Horse Town... I'm really becoming a huge fan of Pollyanna McIntosh. While White Settlers wasn't a complete...
'Fear and Loathing in Maternity' Well that was fucking... different. I was half considering making one of my nonsense, 'pretentious...
Blood Orgy, Yay! So, I learned something new today. Turk-core is pretty fucking awesome! It might be the only thing...
Mind fuck your head hole... The FUCK did I just watch? I think this movie was trying to give it's...
Everything is destine, your choices are meaningless, and nothing is real. This movie was fan-fucking-tastic. I'm not sure what to...
Not Real Zombies... This was under zombie movies on Netflix, which is a bit of a misrepresentation. I wouldn't say...
Sexually Transmitted Demon Alright. I was impressed. This wasn't the steaming pile of red hot bloody diarrhea that I was...
So bad it's good, but also pretty damn good for a good-bad movie. This was a fun movie. It was...
Kill it with Kum-ba-yah... Yeah, this was a pretty fucking awesome movie. Not sure if I'd call it horror, but...
Digging up my fan boner... Great mocumentary. Adam Green makes the fan film of a lifetime. His movie suggests that,...
Children are creepy... Like a lot of movies from my childhood, I remember this one being a lot more fun...
SABER-TOOTH IN SPACE!!! Well, on Mars. To be honest, I didn't even consider watching this movie 'til I learned that...
McGuffin with Legs... Alright, I'll give the movie this much, the three main sisters might have been obnoxiously cast as...
Pick Up the Pace!!! Yeah, this was a pretty cheeky movie. I can appreciate that about horrors that also want...
And Then Something Eats Your Face... You know, I don't know why I like this movie so much. Maybe because...
A Shameless Fanboy Review Okay, so not technically a horror movie. More like action with some horror themes. But HENRY...
This reflects poor on the studio... You don't have to read this review. You can watch the Cinema Sins and...
K-Mart's "The Thing" Yeah, it was okay... Honestly, I'm a total fan boy for Lance Hendriksen, and have a fucked-up...
Atmosphere you can have sex with... It's a rare moment when I feel compelled to pay 10 bones for an...
Source: IFC Films A movie written for Incel scum... SPOILERS!!! You know it's going to be bad when I basically...
Source: Vertigo Films Sans monsters... You know what?! When you tell me you're going to give me a movie where...
Source: Eagle Films / Millennium Entertainment The Taking of a Giant Shit... *sigh* Jesus fucking Christ...... Look, Hollywood, we need...
